Patrick Reed
In 2025, approximately 3% of golf fans wanted to watch Patrick Reed win The Masters again. After not renewing his contract with LIV in 2026, that figure is now up to 5%. Fortunately for Patrick Reed, he doesn’t give a shit about golf fans.
Hilarious jokes like stating that his 2018 green jacket is “getting a little lonely.” have only marginally increased his chances for victory. More importantly, they have clearly indicated his intentions and realigned his psyche for success at Augusta. Despite how much you dislike him, this dude just wants to win. Fortunately for golf fans, he comes up short after a solid effort.
Result: T4