Let’s pick the All-Time Greatest Middle-Aged XI

Let’s pick the All-Time Greatest Middle-Aged XI

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The summer just gone brought the retirement of James Anderson at the age of 41. He took 47 Test wickets in his 40s – more than twice as many as anyone else this century. Extending that a little further, he took 224 wickets after the age of 35. In this piece we’re putting together a Test XI of the players who performed best after that age.

If middle-age is about anything, it is about attributing all of the failings you already had to the ageing process.

It’s still hard to get out of bed, but now it’s because of your age. Your waist size is still bigger than you’d like, but now it’s because of your age. You still forget everything, but now it’s because of your age.

This kind of excuse-making ageism is great – but not if you’re a sports person.

Cricketers don’t get any leeway once they’re over 35. If they’re coming back from an injury or in a patch of poor form, people are quick to conclude that they’ve ‘had it’.

“His eyes are going,” they say. “The hunger’s gone. The
body’s letting him down.”

More than the physical challenges, it’s this tendency to
write people off that makes sustaining a Test cricket career into your late-30s
and beyond such a challenge.

Age is a funny thing though. As Anderson shows, not everyone’s affected in quite the same way. And not everyone’s attitude to the ageing process is the same either.

There’s a weird phenomenon in amateur triathlons where age categories don’t really make much conventional sense. As long as you’re not competing in the Olympics or anything, you’ll probably have it quite easy as a 20-something triathlete. Move into the over-40s category though and Jesus Christ. Suffice to say, mid-life crises can drive people to astonishing feats.

So here’s our All-Time Greatest Middle-Aged XI. Unless otherwise stated, stats are for matches played after the age of 35.

1. Graham Gooch – 4,563 runs at 48.54 (12 hundreds)

No middle-aged person has made more Test runs than Goochie and 3,958 of them were made as opener.

Strikingly, Gooch actually made more runs after he turned 35 than before.

2. Jack Hobbs – 2,945 runs at 56.63 (10 hundreds)

Geoff Boycott is the second-highest run-scorer as a middle-aged opener with 3,535 runs at 47.77 (10 hundreds. However, we had to do something to exclude him, so we went with Jack Hobbs, who made 2,792 runs as opener at the VASTLY SUPERIOR AVERAGE of 55.84 (nine hundreds). (Obligatory mention for Vinoo Mankad too who averaged exactly 50 as an over-35 opener. Vinoo always seems to crop up in these sorts of pieces.)

Further reinforcing his case, Hobbs made eight Test hundreds in his forties and scored his final one when he was 46, which is still a record.

If the footage below was shot when he retired from first-class cricket, he’d have been 52.

He looks in decent nick.

3. Don Bradman – 1,903 runs at 105.72 (eight hundreds)

If there was one mistake Don Bradman made in his career, it
was to start playing for Australia at too young an age. If there was another
mistake he made, it was to retire from cricket too young.

Because when viewing Don Bradman’s career as a whole, we all know he is 99.94% a failure, yet after the age of 35, it is equally clear that he set modern sporting standards by giving 105.72%.

4. Kumar Sangakkara – 2,528 runs at 60.19 (eight hundreds)

No-one has scored more runs at a higher average after the age of 35 than Kumar Sangakkara.

It was during his supposed-sporting-dotage that he hit his highest score (319 v Bangladesh) and also played his longest innings (an 11h 38m 221 v Pakistan).

Maybe donning his slippers at the end of each day’s play recharged him somehow. Or maybe he just really enjoyed having a bit of time away from the kids.

5. Shivnarine Chanderpaul – 3,291 runs at 57.73 (nine hundreds)

Photo by Sarah Ansell

Same again: no-one has scored more runs at a higher average after the age of 35 than Shivnarine Chanderpaul (think about it). Shiv rounded off his youth by becoming Lord Megachief of Gold in 2007 and then Grand Lord Megachief of Gold in 2008, at which point he pretty much just carried on exactly the same.

Shiv’s middle-aged runs also count double because for most of that time he was playing in a team that was not actually very good at cricket.

6. Imran Khan (c) – 1,037 runs at 61.00 (two hundreds) and 51 wickets at 26.56 (two five-fors)

Only two other players have achieved the middle-aged double of
taking 50 wickets and scoring over 1,000 runs after they turned 35.

One is Raymond Illingworth (1,380 runs at 25.55 and 87 wickets at 28.14). Almost inevitably, the other is Vinoo Mankad (1,313 runs at 36.47 and 88 wickets at 34.07). There really is no weirdo utility player stats table Vinoo can’t finagle his way onto. (If you’re confused by Vinoo’s batting stats here after the one we mentioned further up the page, it’s because that previous one was purely his record as opener.)

Imran is the prime pick here though. He can be captain too, if only because he’s shown he’s most definitely not averse to taking on leadership roles later in life.

7. Alec Stewart (w) – 3,310 runs at 37.19

First things first: Kumar Sangakkara did not keep wicket in a Test match after the age of 35, so don’t bother getting all ‘what about Kumar Sangakkara as keeper?’ about this. The greatest trick Kumar Sangakkara ever pulled was convincing the world all his amazing batting happened while he was still a wicketkeeper.

Only three players have made more than a thousand runs while keeping wicket after their 35th birthdays.

With 171 dismissals to Stewart’s 152, Bob Taylor arguably has the edge with the gloves. But then he only made 1,152 runs at 16.45 and that is quite a difference to Stewart’s run-scoring as keeper.

Brad Haddin, meanwhile, made 1,009 runs at 28.02. However, he is Brad Haddin and would therefore be ineligible for consideration even if his record weren’t worse than Stewart’s. Which it is. Get lost Brad Haddin. Get out of this article. You don’t belong here.

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Playing as an over-35 wicketkeeper, Alec Stewart made 2,914 runs at 36.42 (he made a few hundred over-35 runs as a specialist batter too).

Just to put that effort in context, here are some players who made fewer than 2,914 runs when playing as wicketkeeper across their entire Test careers: Dinesh Ramdin, Brendon McCullum, Moin Khan, Ridley Jacobs, Jack Russell, Ian Smith.

(Bonus factoid resulting from us forgetting to untick a box
while researching this piece: Rodney Marsh and Bob Taylor are the only two designated
wicketkeepers to have had a bowl after their 35th birthdays. Both
bowled two overs; neither took a wicket. If you had to choose, Marsh has the
better economy rate. He took 0-3 against Pakistan in 1983. The match was drawn.
Trailblazer Taylor took 0-6 against India a year earlier in a match that was
also drawn. England used 10 bowlers in India’s second innings. The only man who
didn’t bowl was Paul Allott. We’re not exactly sure why. He bowled 31 overs in
the first innings and batted, so it seems reasonable to assume that he was
suffering from the wild shits. If you can find the correct Wisden, that’s
definitely what it’ll say.)

8. Richard Hadlee – 820 runs at 32.80 and 116 wickets at 21.39 (11 five-fors)

Originally, we had Imran Khan down as our number eight, which left us with a fiendish and controversial choice between Misbah ul Haq (4,509 runs at 47.46, eight hundreds) or Sachin Tendulkar (4,139 runs at 49.86, (12 hundreds) for the sixth batting slot (with 14 hundreds, Younus Khan had a shot too). Then we realised that Imran’s batting was good enough to bat at six.

This meant that not only did we neatly sidestep the Misbah-or-Sachin landmine of a question, we also didn’t have to devote any paragraphs to an explanation of how Imran had edged out bowlers with better records.

It’s worth highlighting Hadlee’s handy returns as a number eight here as well.

9. Rangana Herath – 233 wickets at 26.83 (18 five-fors)

Shane Warne took 181 wickets at 25.24 after the age of 35 and Clarrie Grimmett’s record is actually better still – 192 wickets at 24.66 (with 96 of them coming after he’d turned 40).

However, really both have to bow down to homicidal capybara, Rangana Herath, who basically played an entire massive great big Test career starting from the exact point at which everyone thought he would have retired.

Herath took more wickets after the age of 35 than Darren Gough, Steve Harmison and Vernon Philander took in their whole careers.

10. Syd Barnes – 139 wickets at 14.80 (18 five-fors)

Look at those figures. No need to overthink it.

There weren’t really any signs he was slowing down either. He took 49 wickets at 10.93 in his forties. In… four Test matches.

11. Courtney Walsh – 180 wickets at 21.61 (nine five-fors)

Other than Jimmy v Courtney, the fast bowling slots weren’t too hotly contested. It’s not a job many have had the desire or physique to persist with.

Courtney gets the nod on the basis that Anderson’s additional 44 wickets required another 24 matches. Or maybe that perserverance should count in his favour in this context? We’re not sure.

Other than that, their stats are quite similar. Walsh’s middle-aged average is a little better (21.61 versus 22.71), while Anderson’s strike-rate is meaninglessly superior (a wicket every 56.3 balls versus every 56.4 balls). Anderson also shades the five-fors 10-9 – although given the extra 24 matches, that’s hardly surprising.

Both men are worthy of a place really and let’s be honest you’d probably want to rotate your pace attack over the course of a series anyway if you were to have any hope of preventing your ibuprofen stocks running dry.

It’s also worth mentioning that Walsh made 167 runs at 4.28 after he was 35, which means he actually managed to deteriorate as a batsman. This is very impressive considering how little room for manoeuvre he had in that regard.

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This is an updated version of an article first published in April 2020.

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