Scott Steiner just rang in 2026 the only way he knows how — with math, intensity, and absolutely no chill.
On January 1, 2026, the WWE Hall of Famer took to Twitter with a brand-new take on his legendary Steiner Math, this time aiming it at lazy people and New Year’s excuse-makers. His message? If you’re sitting on the couch waiting to “start Monday,” your goals are already doomed. Here’s how Steiner broke it down:
“See, normally, if you wake up in 2026, you got a 50/50 chance of doing something with your life. But when you add laziness to the equation, your chances of success drastic go down.”
He went straight for the jugular, mocking the classic procrastinator mindset of constantly making excuses.
“Now you take a lazy ass sittin’ on the couch, add excuses, add ‘I’ll start Monday’ and your odds of winning don’t even exist.”
Then came the twist — adding himself into the equation, making it clear that chances of success go up to 100% when he’s involved.
“But then you add ME to the equation? Intensity. Discipline. Freak genetics. Now your chances of success go up to 100%—because I don’t miss.”
Steiner ended with a mic-drop reminder that your goals are already at risk — unless you act fast.
“So in 2026, the math is simple: You either get off your ass or the numbers don’t lie, and they spell DISASTER for your goals.”
This follows up on Steiner’s comments from March 2025 during an interview with Chris Van Vliet, where he confirmed his original Steiner Math was done off the top of his head — and insisted it was mathematically sound. He even joked that a “Harvard professor” once fact-checked the numbers and said they added up.
“No, I just thought about it. I knew maybe an hour before I start thinking about it, they told me I had to do an interview. I come from a highly educated university, so it just made sense. All the numbers made sense. And actually, there’s a Harvard professor, I don’t know, because everything you read on Twitter is 100% true, right? So he checked the numbers, said, yeah, they added up. So I’ll take that Twitter feed.”
Scott Steiner has turned math into motivation — and this time, it’s aimed at anyone dragging their feet in the new year. Whether you take his advice or just enjoy the chaos, one thing’s for sure: Big Poppa Pump is still undefeated in math.
Are you using Steiner Math to level up in 2026? Or did his promo just guilt-trip you off the couch? Let us know how you’re starting your year — numbers don’t lie.