Current day IMS Tenderloin basket. (The Tomaso
Collection)
“Let it rain, let it pour”. Hey I hear an Old Man’s
Snore!
Certainly, its old news now about Romain
Grosjean and Takuma Sato’s Up Close ‘n Personal outcomes with animals at Mother
Speedway this April, during the two day IMS Open test.
Romain Grosjean, was quite peeved after a bird
flew into His cockpit during testing! Grousing about not even getting to have
any Chicken pate afterwards!
Whilst Taku-san’ said He saw something “Furry”
moving around when entering Turn-1 at some 220mph! Which turned out to be a Fox
ambling cross the Speedway!
Score 1-1 for the Animals. As Grosjean
complained about how His suit stunk, His helmet stunk and He didn’t even get to
have any chicken or Courdon Bleu…
While no idea why Romain was so mad at Marcus
Armstrong following the Sonsio Grand Prix?
Hey Romain, its not like Marcus said keep your
hands off my Swanson Hungry Man dinner.
Letgo my Eggo Romain!
“Road Kill lunches
This one’s kinda
tough
I even like the
Chicken
If the sauce’s not
too blue”
And if you thought those tenderloin sandwiches, Coke and fries, or is it
onion rings? Were expensive. Then perhaps Y’all didn’t hear about the $150
caviar with sprinkled gold flakes Hot Dogs sold at the Miami Grand Pris!
Whilst Thar was also the Gold Digger steak sandwich available for only
$135, or some bite sized ‘lil Debbie caviar muffins for $30, Aye Karumba!
Outrage
as Miami Grand Prix unveils $150 caviar Hot dog for F1 showpiece: Absolutely
tone deaf
Then there’s the matter of no Bump Day this
year. Which although I don’t have a problem with reshuffling the weekend’s
qualifying procedures. Other than I still think artificially boosting the
engines is lame!
No, I just have a problem with blurring the
lines between true Bumping and bumping positions, since they’re not the same.
Can you hear me now IndyCar!
Nope,
No Mother Natured didn’t approve of the Qualie’ format change Jokes here…
David Land: This Didn’t need
to Change
Lastly, for all of those who drove to Mother
Speedway back and their vehicle’s splattered with bugs, road tar and whatever
other debris a good road trip entails. Then perhaps you’ll want to make sure
your trip to the local car wash pans out far better than Tex’s did!
And no, that’s not an ‘Ol SuperTex’ reference
either. But John Phillips story is priceless!
What’s that ‘Ol
song about At the Car Wash, Crunch!
Partial song lyrics from: ZZ Top’s TV dinners, 1983 Eliminator Album.